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Yet Another Awesomely Absurd Lawsuit

Oh Hai!

This absurd lawsuit comes from Poland, proving that stupidity knows no boundaries.  A Polish mother is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that her 13 year old daughter was impregnated by stray sperm (?) floating in the hotel’s co-ed swimming pool.  The mom insists that her daughter was no where near any boys during their vacation, so the pool must be responsible.  She seeks to recover expenses related to her daughter’s pregnancy.  As of this posting the suit is going forward in Poland.

I am certainly no expert, but wouldn’t the high concentration of chlorine in the pool kill the sperm?  I suppose stranger things have happened, but this seems highly unlikely to me.  I am happy to note that ridiculous lawsuits do not confine themselves to the boundaries of the United States.  Until there is a definitive answer, be careful around those co-ed swimming pools girls.  You could end up knocked up.







Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham Ten

  1. Samuel
    July 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    And this isn’t the first time people have thought sperm to be so magical: http://tinyurl.com/ln2xy2

  2. Lindsey
    October 29, 2009 at 9:56 am

    lol i could not help but laugh when i read this. there is noooo way this could be true

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