Doing the Pee Pee Dance Could Make You Rich

Oh Hai!

I have another insanely crazy lawsuit for your consideration.  This one involves the pee pee dance.  Seriously!

On July 27, 2009 a former receptionist for the law firm of Littler Mendelson filed a lawsuit claiming that her employer failed to provide her with consistent bathroom breaks thus causing her to pee her pants.   She claims she was fired just two weeks after complaining about the situation.  The receptionist is requesting 1.59 million dollars for the two incidents of  wetting herself.  You can read more about it at the The Washington Business Journal.  I would love to have been a fly on the wall when she tried to explain to her boss why her chair was wet.  She is lucky that the law firm does not counter sue for damage to the chair.  That smell just does not come out.  I had a student pee his pants once when I would not give him a pass to the bathroom.  I thought he was a little old for that behavior at 12, and I am pretty sure did it just to spite me.  Seriously lady, just get up and go.  Being chastised by your boss for leaving your post has got to be 200% better than wetting your pants.

When You Have to Go, Just Go!

Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham Ten