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LOL Cats Go to the Movies

August 19, 2011 Leave a comment

Please enjoy some LOL Cat movie making with a few Legos thrown in for an extra punch.

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Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham Ten

LOL Cats Take Parody to the Next Level

July 5, 2011 Leave a comment

Combine LOL Cats and movies, and you have a good combination to make you smile after a hard day.  Enjoy!

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Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham Ten

Recycling Some Cheezburgers

April 25, 2011 Leave a comment

Oh Hai!

After a heck of a day, I need some laughs.  So I recycled some Cheezburgers for everyone to enjoy!

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Praying for a Better Day Tomorrow,

The Graham Ten

Lawsuits that Make Me Want to Laugh or Cry

April 9, 2011 Leave a comment

Oh Hai!

I have some more crazy lawsuits for you to enjoy.

Lawsuit Over Leg Room

Jerome and Judith O’Callaghan filed a $100,000 suit against American Airlines in 2004 because they didn’t have enough legroom on a flight to Paris. The couple claimed the airlines had advertised generous legroom, but said it wasn’t the case. Their nine-hour flight left them with back and leg pain. Allegedly the limited space made Jerome’s legs so unsteady that he tripped and broke his nose and teeth later at the entrance to the Basilica of St. Paul’s in Rome.

Ageism?

Aging German playboy Rolf Eden filed charges against a 19-year-old for refusing to sleep with him. The complaint? Ageism. He says, despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her. So he filed charges with the prosecutors’ office: “After all, there are laws against discrimination.”

Who Gets Custody of the Kidney?

After Long Island doctor Richard Batista was slapped with divorce papers from his cheating wife, he decided he’d had enough and sued her for the return of a gift he’d give her eight years prior: a kidney. After the successful transplant, Dawnell –Batista’s wife– survived, but not their marriage, which lasted only another four years.

The heartbroken doctor requested the one-time love of his life to pay $1.5 million for the organ he donated. He insisted his cash-for-kidney claim was a direct result of his wife’s behavior.

Sleeping in Class

A 16-year-old Connecticut high school student who fell asleep in class alleged he suffered substantial hearing loss when his math teacher smacked her palm down on his desk to wake him up while she was teaching, so his parents decided to sue Danbury High School, the Connecticut Board of Education and the city of Danbury on his behalf.

Attorney Alan Barry says 15-year-old Vinicios Robacher suffered pain and “very severe injuries to his left eardrum” when teacher Melissa Nadeau abruptly slammed the palm of her hand on his desk. Vinicios has been teased by students at school ever since.

I Deserve Better Customer Service

Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America’s customer service — really, really unhappy.

Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that “1,784 billion, trillion dollars” be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

“He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a ‘Spanish womn,'” the judge wrote. “He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers.”

But Who is Going to Pay for the Damages?

January 2008: Spanish businessman Tomas Delgado sued the family of the 17-year-old boy he’d hit and killed for the damage that the boy’s body did to his Audi. Delgado was speeding at the time, but since the boy was cycling alone at night without reflectors or a helmet, the driver wasn’t charged with anything other than being a complete jerk. Under public pressure, he later dropped his lawsuit.

Maam, You Should Have Cleared the Driveway

February 2007: A “meals on wheels” program was delivering food to 81-year-old Anne Keipper in Brookfield, Wisconsin when the delivery woman — who wasn’t wearing boots — slipped on a patch of ice in the driveway and fell. Three years later, Keipper was notified that she was being sued by Sentry Insurance for the medical expenses it paid related to the delivery woman’s fall. The moral: senior citizens too frail to leave their house to get food should diligently shovel ice off their driveway.

Would You Rather be the Douchebag?

Last October, Yvette Gorzelany, Joanna Obiedzinski, and Paulina Pakos attempted to sue over their appearance in the book “Hot Chicks with Douchebags.” The ladies filed a defamation suit only to have it thrown out by a New Jersey judge in February who ruled it as a work of satire (duh). The judge proved the point further by asking whether a reasonable person could “believe that Jean-Paul Sartre stated ‘man is condemned to be douchey because once thrown into the world he is responsible for every douchey thing that he does.'” Yeah, we’re with the judge on that one.

Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham Ten

Children Say the Darndest Things to Santa

December 23, 2010 Leave a comment

Merry Christmas!

Please enjoy a selection of letters to Santa from around the web.

* I have been really good all year long but don’t ask Mommy and Daddy if its true. – Sarah, 6, Colorado.

* I have been good until last nite when the cat scratched me and I was mad at it and thought i caught mouse disease. – Mallori, 9, Nova Scotia.

* I’m going to leave out my report card just to prove how good I’ve been! – Patricia, 12, Québec.

* When you elves going to check on me to see if I was good. – Breannon, 7, New Jersey.

* I’m sorry I was naughty this year but I can’t help it if I get a really bad case of the grumpies! – Catherine, 4, Pennsylvania.

* I want a puppy because they are cute, I want pjs because I need them, I want pants so people won’t see my underwear. That is why I need those things.
– Jacqui, 8, Illinois.

* please send me pj’s because we have a woodstove downstairs and my bedroom really gets cold at night and my nose gets almost as red as rudolphs
– LeAnna, 10, West Virginia.

* Dear Santa, the reason I want a Wii is because when it snows my sister, my brother and I will not be bored. The second reason is we could have something to do over Christmas break. My third reason is so my mom can get some rest over the break. – Briawna

* But most of all I wish my Mommy could be here for Christmas but she is serving our country overseas. Please give her a note that says “I hope you are safe.” – Angelica, 6, Washington.

* please make sure all the kids that don’t have families get to be with someone special on Christmas and have a wonderful memory to keep with them the rest of their lives. Also the kids that live on the streets, give them shelter and love and happiness. – Victoria, 8, Ebenhausen, Germany.

* This is a special christmas cos we have our uncle saied staying from iran and he hasnt had a christmas before, cos they dont have xmas in iran only new year. It would be lovely if you could send a big sack of grownup presents for him too. – Laylee, 8, Middlesbrough, England.

* Dear Santa,I have been a considerate girl this year. Please bring me the squinkier play set, a nook, ipod touch, American girl that look like me, Vet stuff that has a robot puppy, nursey pets, Dipin Dots maker. I want a elf on a sherlf and I will name it Myra and take good care of it, feed it and make a bed. That’s all I want.

Your friend,MyaSanae Carter.

* I am trying to talk nice, and not say words I shouldn’t say. I am very good to my sister, Hannah
– Sara, 4, Eielson, Alaska.

* What type of fuel do you use for your sleigh or are your reindeers just hyper? Either way, I hope you won’t miss our house.
– Matt, 11, Greenfield, Ohio

* I WAS AT THE MALL TODAY AND I WAS WAITING FOREVER IN LINE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. SO I REALLY LIKE THAT I CAN EMAIL YOU RIGHT AWAY WITHOUT LINING UP. WELL EXCEPT FOR AFTER MY LITTLE BROTHER.
– Nichole, 8, Tucson, Arizona

* It is really cold here. Make sure Rudolph wears his sweater 🙂 and Reindeer mittens.
– Donna, 9, Pennsboro, West Virginia

* Dear Santa, I would love all the presents I asked for but my mom deserves them more. I have been getting presents all year from my mom and she works hard to get them for me. My mom doesn’t know how much I love her that’s why I want her to have all my presents. Love, Victoria
– Victoria, 12, Syracuse, New York

* I have tried to be good Santa, but boys will be boys. You must know that cuz you are a boy.
– Henry, 8, Manchester, United Kingdom

* Please make sure the reindeers eat all their carrots, tops too! becauase they’re veggies are good for them!
– Tara, 5, Hartselle, Alabama

* My Dad did the naughty/nice test and was called a little stinker. Please give him somthing he did’nt mean to be bad.
– Saoirse, 10, Carbury, Ireland

* Does your Mommy make you stop and brush your toothes after you have milk and cookies at each house?
– Celine, 4, Wilmington, Delaware

* I love how you and your Elves can work together so well to get all the presents done by Christmas.
– Alexandra, 9, Fall River, Nova Scotia

* Thank you for waving at me at the mall. You really do love me!
– Marisa, 2, Ogden Dunes, Indiana

* could you bring me some nail polish too, cause other kids in school have some, and i dont.and i would like to wear it cause im a girl and girls do that kind of stuff. thank you Santa
– Deryn, 5, Thunder Bay, Ontario

* Daddy took down that naughty TV antena you ripped your pants on last year!! It still had some red pants on it!! Maybe Mrs. Claus can sew it back on for you??
– Deja, 14, Birmingham, United Kingdom.

* How is Rudolph doing? Playing reindeer games I suppose.
– Megan, 3, Anamosa, Iowa.

* It is hot here in Singapore, so you may want to use Zebras instead of reindeers (My teacher had that idea).
– Michael, 9, Singapore, Singapore.

* last year my mom left DOG FOOD for the reindeer. This year i’m cooking for them.
– Kayla, 9, Colstrip, Montana.

* Would you like to go on a diet? call bally total fitness today for only 10 cookies and $19.95!
– Mandy, 11, Highlands Ranch, Colorado.

* Is that right that theres another reindeer ‘Bruno the Brown Nose Reindeer’ who folows behind Rudolf but does’nt stop so well.
– Danielle, 12, Brighton, United Kingdom.

* If a reindeer gets sick take my brother to help pull the sleigh. He’s hyperactive anyway!
– Devin, 8, St. Petersburg, Florida.

* CAN YOU ASK THE REINDEER TO WEAR SLIPPERS THIS YEAR SO AS THEY DON’T WAKE ME UP WHEN THEY LAND ON MY ROOF. THANKS!
– Joel, 5, Bradford, United Kingdom.

* Waaaaaazup! I can’t wait for you to visit my house this year! I’m going to leave so much yummy food this Christmas Eve, you’ll have to buy a new suit!
– Alexa, 11, Royal Oak, Michigan.

* I think you will be very happy to be giving me presents this year.
– Valentina, 5, St. Petersburg, Russia.

* Last year Rhodoph stomped on the roof and woke me up! Silly Rhodoph!
– Ashleigh, 9, Lorton, Virginia.

* Carrots & Cookies Served Fresh Here!!
– John, 10, Duncan, British Columbia.

* merry xmas and dont get drunk xmas eve because if you get drunk and drive the sliegh you might crash.
– Jenna, 10, Tasmania, Australia.

* I hope you have been good for your mom. I hope the elves have been good for their mommy too – ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
– Derek, 6, New Bern, North Carolina.

* We willput some paper on the floor so your muddy boots don’t upset Mummy
– Kit, 5, North Marston, United Kingdom.

* Just so you know, I put a trap on your cookies so daddy will not eat them this year.
– Matt, 9, Westbury, New York.

* i didn’t go see you at the store cause i was afraid. i’m a real little chicken. But I’m not afraid to see you in my pooter!
– Nick, 3, St. Catharines, Ontario.

 

* Dear Santa For Christmas I would like my own planet, (Mars would be nice because its near Earth). Tim

* I am going to try to remember to wear my undies every day and not go commando to school. 
– Braedon, 8, Werribee, Australia

* Why don’t you ride dinosaurs instead of reindeers? 
– Dominick, 3, Brooklyn, New York

* I deliver papers and it is boring, so I can’t even imagine delivering to eveyone in the WORLD! 
– Chris, 12, Calgary, Alberta

* My bestest friend wants a car for Christmas. But she’s not been that good! But don’t tell her that I told you. 
– Nicole, 9, Topeka, Kansas

* What kind of light bulb does Rudolph use so I can leave him one.
– Spotty, 9, Medicine Hat, Alberta

* It’s hard in fifth grade. Maybe you could make Miss Ramsey give us no homework for a long month.
– Lauren, 11, Austin, Texas

* Dear Santa, I will spray down the fire plase so you do not burn your butt and i will leav you cookes and milk.
– Nick, 5, Oskloosa, Kansas

* As my brother has been a very, very, very bad boy I would like you to send someone to torture him. Maybe a chunk of coal too. Bring my parents some neat stuff and the bill. 
– Holly, 9, Toledo, Ohio

* I heard that Rudolf shoots lasers from his nose to protect the North Pole. Is it true? 
– Stephen, 9, Calgary, Alberta

* I hope you have a good trip. Dont fall off the roof. Be carefull when your going down the chimney. Make sure the reindeer dont sneak away. 
– Hayden, 6, Cochrane, Alberta

* Dear Santa, I hope you know I’m going to grease the chimney for you! 
– Barrett, 8, Cochrane, Alberta

* I heard that Mrs. Claus looks like Pamela Anderson. Are these rumors true?
– John, 17, Sulphur Rock, United States

* PLEEESE!! Don’t bring me any new clothes…well, if you do, get my Mom a bigger washing machine because if I get any more clothes the washing machine will overflow. By the way, don’t give Mr. Grinch anything for Christmas. He forgot to wash behind his ears. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
– Kayla, 9, Calgary, Alberta

Thank You For Your Consideration and Merry Christmas!

The Graham 10

Ho, Ho, Ho Very Funny

December 23, 2010 Leave a comment

Merry Christmas!

Enjoy some funny Christmas cards and cartoons.

Thank You For Consideration,

The Graham Ten

Dear Santa: Kids Say the Darndest Things

December 22, 2009 1 comment

Oh Hai!

For your consideration, a dose of Christmas cheer out of the mouths of babes.  Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa – This Christmas I would like my very own fairy.  One that looks like my good friend Ellie. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaase help me! Loads of love, Hattie xx

Dear Santa – For Christmas I would like my own planet, (Mars would be nice because its near Earth). Tim

Dear Santa – 1. I want a real dog and I mean real. 2. I want a fur real cat. Love, Amanda

PS. I want alot more toys for Christmas.

Dear Santa – I REALLY THINK YOUR COOL.

PS. CHICKENS FACINATE ME. Jonathan

Dear Santa – We are farmers from the Czech Republic and you are a farmer from the North Pole. In Czech I’d like a lollipop, bubble gum or socks. Your closest farmer. Boris

Dear Santa – I hope you were real. So you could give me more presents. It’s not your fault you’re so fat. Elizebeth

// // Dear Santa, I want a horse. Can you please get me a real one this year? A baby cow, a baby donkey, a puppy, a baby pig. Thanks. Love, Julie

Dear Santa, I have been good this year. All I want for Christmas is a big dinosaur. I will leave you cookies and milk. Love, Ethan Barry

DEAR SANTA, PLEASE BRING ME DRUMS AND ANIMAL BRACELETS. BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU COME, WE HAVE AN ATTACK CAT NAMED SIMON. BUT OTHERWISE HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY TO US. MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA AND TO ALL YOUR ELVES, COOKIES ARE WAITING FOR YOU, – LUKE, 6

Dear Santa Please take care in the skys on christmas eve. I hope all the children in the world have been good. I would like to request Clone Wars sord if you can fit it in your slay that night. All the best travel safe – Joseph, 5

Dear Santa, I have been good this year. Please bring me some chapstik I will leave you a treat on christmas Eve. Love Elicia – Elicia, 6

I went to the mall to see Santa. I wanted to tell him that I was good all year and wanted a lot of toys. When I sat on his lap I did not ask for toys. I forgot about what I wanted and told Santa that a boy in my class needs new shoes. The kids are mean to him all of the time. He needs new shoes. I asked Santa to give him new shoes and give me toys next year. Santa please give him some new shoes so the kids will not be mean to him. I will still be a good boy anyway. Nicarrio – Niccarrio, 6

Dear Santa,

You are cool. You are big. You are a good man. You are my friend. You are nice. I am good. I want games for Play Station and Ninetendo 64.

From Kevin

Do you keep jumper cables in your sled in case Ruldolph’s nose goes out? (its gotta go out sometimes!).
– Jessica, 10, Lodi, California

As my brother has been a very, very, very bad boy I would like you to send someone to torture him. Maybe a chunk of coal too. Bring my parents some neat stuff and the bill.
– Holly, 9, Toledo, Ohio

I heard that Rudolf shoots lasers from his nose to protect the North Pole. Is it true?
– Stephen, 9, Calgary, Alberta

** Merry Christmas!! **

I hope you have a good trip. Dont fall off the roof. Be carefull when your going down the chimney. Make sure the reindeer dont sneak away.
– Hayden, 6, Cochrane, Alberta

It’s hard in fifth grade. Maybe you could make Miss Ramsey give us no homework for a long month.
– Lauren, 11, Austin, Texas

** Merry Christmas!! **

Enjoy your milk & cookies. I helped make them! Try not to wake up my grandma, she’ll be sleeping in the living room and she can be a grumpy bear!
– Kelsey, 7, Calgary, Alberta

Dear Santa, I will spray down the fire plase so you do not burn your butt and i will leav you cookes and milk.
– Nick, 5, Oskloosa, Kansas

“My dog needs a girl dog because he is very lonely.”

Katie, 6, San Antonio, Texas

Merry Christmas,

The Graham Ten