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Kids Say the Darndest Things Part III

June 11, 2009 Leave a comment

Oh Hai!

While a student was retaking a test today he said something that is either really funny or really sad.

Is the cotton gin that thing that you drink?

Wow. Again, I have either really failed at my job or this kid is one McNugget short of his Happy Meal.

Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham 10

Can you drink cotton gin?

Can you drink cotton gin?

or

gin

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Kids Write the Darndest Things

May 12, 2009 Leave a comment

Oh Hai!

In addition to teaching Social Studies and Theater I also use my legal education to teach a youth law class.  In response to a test question about assault, a student wrote the following answer:

Yes. Assault has occurred cause Micheal walked torward John with his fish up shadning it …

I don’t remember mentioning fish in my lecture, but maybe I forgot.  And, I am not at all sure what shadning is.  It apparently has something to do with assaulting people with fish.  You learn something new every day.

Assault in the 1st Degree

Assault in the Fish Degree

Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham 10

Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10, 2009 Leave a comment

Happy Mother’s Day to all those who are already mothers, are expectant mothers, and act as mothers all over the world.  You are greatly loved and appreciated.  We would be nothing without our mothers.

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day

Give your mom a hug, a kiss, a kind wish, or a phone call.  It is the little things that will make her smile and let her know she is loved and appreciated.

Shields Engaged

Shields Engaged

Thank You For Your Consideration,

The Graham 10